Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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