What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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