its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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