He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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