so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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