Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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