Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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