were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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