can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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