been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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