it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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