you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
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