well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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