But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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