i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
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