Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
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