The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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