Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Randomize
