Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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