what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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