I hate all girls vehemently.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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