Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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