so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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