love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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