have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize
