We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I didn't shave. On purpose
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
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