it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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