I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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