Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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