According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
as a side note pls kill me
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
