i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
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