oh fat girl friday strikes again...
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
