Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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