i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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