these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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