But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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