she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
cat food counts as protein by the way
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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