Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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