My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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