these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
