The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Randomize