I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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