There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Randomize
