Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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