Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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