Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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