What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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