I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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