I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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