Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Then you guys just all showered together...?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Randomize
