her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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