Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I wish i was in the wii world.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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