Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I cut my penus on the lid.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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