How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
they need to just BURY HIM!
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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