white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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