My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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