seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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