I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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