oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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