Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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